A friend reminded me during a recent conversation of something I once did, and had forgotten about, that had her and her boyfriend (now amazing husband) cracking up and spreading the tale.
While stationed in Kuwait, I had a boyfriend who cheated on me. He accidentally butt dialed me. I got to hear him hitting on another woman and trying to hook up with her (cheating in my book). When I was done listening and hung up, I didn't go into a rage. I didn't go into shock. I sat back for a few minutes to process everything.
Next, I packed up his stuff in boxes and trash bags and marked them with his name. I then proceeded to drive around base and picked 3 different dumpsters to toss his shit in.
Then, I called a mutual friend who I'd heard in the background and briefly explained the conversation I heard. He laughed and asked me what I did or was going to do to him. What can I say, he knows me well! 
I told him that ex needed to go fish his shit out of dumpsters around base and I didn't tell him which ones.
He went to pass on the message. Rumor got back to me that the ex spent the night with a couple of buddies with flashlights crawling around in dumpsters. Kuwait is about 110 at nighttime in the summer. And since it's surrounded by water, it's also VERY humid.
Your turn! The only rules are that it has to be harmless and it has to be hysterical payback.
I took treasure hunting to a whole other level! 😁🤣
[This message edited by StillLivin at 6:09 AM, Friday, September 19th]
